There are few things more exciting than beating up a sister. Maybe nothing more frustrating either. Because you can't actually beat her up. She's a girl. And boys shouldn't beat up girls. Especially when they're wearing dresses. And Kaisha? She's just the sweet, innocent, adorable, passerby that deserves none of this abuse and trauma. She never instigates anything. Never deserves it. Has to take her halo off to even participate. And, oh, how badly it must pain Alissa to not really gang up. I think she has a hidden desire to beat up a real person someday. She's a little Jack Bauer just waiting to happen.