Monday, March 23, 2009
This Just In
Urgent transmission of information occurred while the rest of the west coast was sleeping. At 4:45 AM a tooth, which was the cause of tears the evening before after an attempted extraction, was elatedly reported absent. Response from worthy authorities was reportedly, "That's nice dear, go back to bed, it's the middle of the night, you're going to wake up Ania." The prediction quickly came to pass resulting in over half the occupants of the residence awakening at the unreasonable hour. Not to mention that three fourths of the stirring occupants were either recovering from or very sick with the flu and had not slept through the night in multiple days.